Confessions Of A Serial Liar

Hi! I’m Sasha Montesa. Twenty-six years old.
(Long pause)
Alright. I’m thirty. And my real name isn’t really Sasha Montesa. It’s Soledad Balacubac. So, tell me. If you have this horrible name, would you not learn to lie?
Yes, I am a compulsive liar. And this is my “real” story.